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Charm Offensive

from Introvert Love Songs by Andrew Schneider

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Shake his hand and you’re hooked,
His tie and smile never crooked.
He’ll never mutter or glare,
So long as that no one asks him to care.

Must be so draining,
Must be intensive,
When every interaction’s
Nothing but a charm offensive.

He’ll know your name, ask after your health.
A drive he won’t bring to anything else.
Happy to go with the flow,
So long as that no one ever says “no.”

Must be so draining,
Must be intensive,
When every interaction’s
Nothing but a charm offensive.

I can safely say that I was shocked
To hear him speak of me and mock.
My little feud never expected his attendance:
A garden flower; I’d thought him radiant and senseless.

Must be so draining,
Must be intensive,
When every interaction’s
Nothing but a charm offensive.

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from Introvert Love Songs, released September 7, 2015
Andrew Schneider - Music, Lyrics, Recording, Production, Vocals, Keyboards, Electric Bass

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Andrew Schneider Chicago, Illinois

Andrew Schneider is a multi-instrumentalist based out of Chicago, writing and producing Art Rock, Jazz, Indie/Alternative, Psychedelia, Post Punk, and more. Andrew is inspired by XTC, Talking Heads, Joe Jackson, David Bowie, and any other artist who refuses to commit to a single sound or style. ... more

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